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Funny T-shirt "Hunter Warning"

Don’t say you haven’t been warned! For lovers of hunting and the outdoors, the “Hunterrea” tee explains it all. Parker Ranch logo, Kamuela on front of this ash-gray tee with green lettering.

Text reads:

WARNING: The Person Wearing this Shirt is Infected With HUNTERRHEA
Symptoms: Person shows a need for the outdoors, sunshine, and fresh air. Shows signs of anxiety prior to the start of hunting season. Mounts and Displays deceased animals around the home. Patients will own several firearms and a four wheel drive vehicle. Hangs around people with the same disease. Can be found wearing camouflage outfits. Always rises early on hunting trips, but not for work. Displays aggression towards small helpless creatures and conservationists. Appears preoccupied, sometimes deaf to wife & kids.
Prognosis: Disease is not fatal. Medication is useless. NO KNOWN CURE.
Treatment: Victim should go hunting as often as possible.

$ 16.95